*sprawls out seductively on your bed* *reaches into my pants* *pulls out my cellphone* what’s ur wifi password
(via imanassbutt)
Can I just reblog this again because this is beautiful.
Will never stop loving this.
Forever love and reblog
// IT’S BACK.//
(Source: strangelykatie, via the-wayward-trio)
GET IT!? HahahHAHhahHAhahaha A CORNDOG!!! I enjoy having a blast!!!
i hope u have a blast when i shove my leg up ur ass
A CORNDOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA
(via imanassbutt)
you know when youre eating pizza and then all of a sudden the cheese does the thing
(via princessofnerds)
how the fuck does Rapunzel keep all that hair so damn nice and untangled she gotta hook a sister up with whatever products shes using bc i could be sitting in the same spot not moving for 5 hours and end up with half my hair all up in knots
(via imanassbutt)
is it ok
it’s fine it just needs to charge
did you reboot
try logging out and then logging back in
just turn it off and on again
press ctrl + alt + delete and clear your tasks
omg u need a case for that
(Source: buypolar, via imanassbutt)
feel ugly?? no. don’t feel ugly. make flower crown. prettiest flower crown. the best one. pretty flowers. pink????? purple flower????? blue??? make flower crown. wear it. wear it everywhere. feel gold.
(Source: john--------egbert, via tyrellsstark)
