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12 hours ago with 17,146 notes


walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control

(Source: hroakie, via bitchcraftry)

12 hours ago with 35,960 notes



i have a tiny injury. please call a tiny ambulance. no no no speak softly, you’ll hurt the tiny ears of the tiny dispatcher

the tiny ambulance is a tiny bit late due to a tiny amount of traffic caused by a tiny car accident. luckily there was a tiny ambulance on the scene

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12 hours ago with 3,991 notes
House phone: *rings*
Me: nah

12 hours ago with 126,820 notes


"Break a leg!"

I’ll break legs

I’ll break all the legs

that way they have no choice but to cast me because everyone else can’t walk

(Source: yomavin, via theklaineboner)

12 hours ago with 2,448 notes